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Modern Hymns For Modern Things
Electronic · 2025 · 13 tracks · 1h 5m

Modern Hymns For Modern Things

Smoky, surrealist downtempo where jittery beats meet warm analog jazz. A late-night urban odyssey through supermarket aisles and foggy street corners.

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It's like a jazz club in a David Lynch film where the band is a sentient drum machine.

A sophisticated blend of late-night urban isolation and surreal, deadpan humor.

Modern Hymns For Modern Things · vs · Funki Porcini
Late Night+0.9σ

Late Night saturates this record a touch more than the artist's norm.

Tracklist · 13 Tracks · 1h 5m
01
Bee Bop Aluha
5:57
02
San Luis Obispo
4:58
03
Theme From God
4:58
04
Slow Ipcress
4:38
05
Nervous Breakdown in Sainsbury's
5:20
06
Faro
4:03
07
Unseen Things
4:31
08
New Plums
2:18
09
Swirl
8:20
10
Switch
8:00
11
Visualised Bass
5:51
12
The Unpleasantness Will Pass
2:28
13
Brian's Discomfort at the Party
3:50
Moments Worth Waiting For
The sudden shift from rhythmic bebop samples into a cavernous, echoing bass void in track 1.
The way the eight-minute runtime of Swirl gradually dissolves into a thick, psychedelic haze of modular textures.
The deadpan vocal delivery in track 5 that perfectly captures the absurdity of a public panic attack.
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