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Hed Phone Sex
Electronic · 1995 · 15 tracks

Hed Phone Sex

Funki Porcini

A cornerstone of the Ninja Tune era. Smoky jazz samples and jittery breakbeats collide with surreal spoken word to create a definitive 2am urban noir experience.

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It's like a jazz club in a David Lynch movie, but with better drum machines.

A sophisticated, slightly paranoid late-night urban solitude.

Hed Phone Sex · vs · Funki Porcini
Spoken Word+1.7σ

The vocals lean notably further into spoken word than the rest of the catalogue.

Tracklist · 15 Tracks
01
A Word of Vice
0:45
02
B Monkey
7:22
03
Dubble
6:37
04
King Ashabanapal, Part 1
7:25
05
Deep
9:02
06
King Ashabanapal, Part 2
4:34
07
Michael's Little Friend
0:33
08
White Slave
2:45
09
Poseathon
5:39
10
Wicked, Cruel, Nasty and Bad
5:16
11
Pork Albumen
2:32
12
The Softest Thing in the World (Motorway Accident)
6:09
13
Something Wonderful
7:21
14
Tiny Kangaroo Dolphin (From Hell)
1:13
15
Long Road
8:05
Moments Worth Waiting For
The jarring transition from the clinical sexual monologue of the opener into the deep, rolling bassline of B Monkey.
The way the saxophone on King Ashabanapal, Part 1 seems to decay into the electronic ether as the track progresses.
The hypnotic, repetitive vocal loop on Long Road that gradually dissolves into a haunting, open-ended silence.
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