Rock · GB · Active since 1999

Scary Bitches

High-camp deathrock with a sharp tongue. Snappy drum machines and gritty guitars provide the backdrop for satirical tales of lesbian vampires and graveyard antics.

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Imagine the Rocky Horror Picture Show if it were stripped of its budget and dropped into a 1980s London squat. This is music that wears its gothic tropes like a costume, leaning into the absurdity of horror with a wink and a sneer. The sound is defined by a persistent, almost mechanical rhythm section and jagged guitar riffs that feel both retro and timelessly rebellious.

What truly sets this apart is the lyrical wit. While their peers might take the vampire aesthetic with deadly seriousness, Scary Bitches treat it as a playground for satire and social commentary. The vocals are often delivered with a deadpan, almost conversational quality that makes the bizarre subject matter - from cannibalism to extraterrestrial bloodsuckers - feel hilariously mundane.

Start with the cult classic Lesbian Vampyres From Outer Space. It perfectly encapsulates their ability to blend danceable post-punk energy with a wicked sense of humor. It is the ultimate gateway into a discography that celebrates the weird, the queer, and the wonderfully macabre.

Our Catalog4 Albums · 2002 · 2022
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