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Eatmewhileimhot!

Aggressive, satirical post-hardcore that balances chaotic breakdowns with absurdist humor. High-energy noise for the MySpace generation.

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Eatmewhileimhot! sounds like a controlled explosion in a digital trash can. It is a frantic blend of metalcore, screamo, and experimental noise that feels both deeply aggressive and strangely hilarious. The guitars are jagged and over-saturated, the drums are relentless, and the vocals range from high-pitched shrieks to guttural barks that often border on parody.

What makes the project distinctive is its origin as a satirical side project for Christofer Drew of Never Shout Never. It carries a 'troll-core' DNA, where the intensity of the music is real but the framing is tongue-in-cheek. This creates a unique tension where the listener is never quite sure if they should be moshing or laughing, often resulting in doing both simultaneously.

Start with the 'All My Friends' EP to hear the peak of their MySpace-era post-hardcore sound. It captures the raw, unpolished energy of the late 2000s scene before they pivoted into even more extreme, experimental metal territories on later releases like 'Mushroom'.

Our Catalog2 Albums · 2010 · 2012
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