Rock · DE

Christmas

High-octane German punk that sounds like a basement show in full swing. Raw, scuzzy, and relentlessly energetic rock for the end of the world.

Browse Catalog
Intro

This is the sound of a band that lives in the red. Christmas delivers a brand of punk rock that is unpolished, unapologetic, and vibrating with an almost manic idealism. It is music that feels like it was recorded in a single take in a room smelling of stale beer and hot vacuum tubes, prioritizing the visceral impact of a three-chord riff over any semblance of studio sheen. The guitars are thick with fuzz, the drums are a constant barrage, and the vocals land somewhere between a desperate shout and a triumphant grin.

What sets them apart is their sheer endurance and the satirical edge they bring to the 'death of rock-n-roll.' While many modern punk bands lean into polished pop structures or overly serious political posturing, Christmas maintains a gritty, garage-born authenticity. They embrace the 'scum' aesthetic, turning self-destruction and social friction into high-energy anthems that feel both dangerous and deeply fun. It is the sound of a band that has played 500 shows and still plays every one like the floor is about to cave in.

Start with 'Hot Nights in Saint Vandal' to hear them at their most cohesive. It captures the frantic energy of their live sets while showcasing their ability to write hooks that survive the distortion. If you want something even more abrasive, 'Appetite for Selfdestruction' leans harder into the hardcore influences that define their earlier sound.

Our Catalog5 Albums · 2013 · 2022
Known ForWeighted across the artist's discography. Tap a trait for examples.
Adjacent Artists
D
District

Shares punk rock, garage rock, hardcore punk (subgenres); lo fi, live recording, compressed loud (production style)

O
Overdrive

Shares punk rock, hardcore punk, garage rock (subgenres); rebellious, aggressive, energetic (moods)

M
MESS

Shares punk rock, hardcore punk, garage rock (subgenres); lo fi, live recording, compressed loud (production style)

DB
Dirty Bird

Shares hardcore punk, punk rock, garage rock (subgenres); rebellious, aggressive, energetic (moods)

G
Gorilla

Shares lo fi, live recording, compressed loud (production style); punk rock, hardcore punk, garage rock (subgenres)

E
ETA

Shares punk rock, hardcore punk, garage rock (subgenres); basement show, dive bar, urban night (atmosphere)

B
Boy

Shares punk rock, hardcore punk, garage rock (subgenres); basement show, dive bar, festival (atmosphere)

Kalashnikov
Kalashnikov

Shares rebellious, aggressive, energetic (moods); basement show, dive bar, festival (atmosphere)

F
Fifi

Shares punk rock, hardcore punk, garage rock (subgenres); lo fi, live recording, compressed loud (production style)

R
Rosemary

Shares rebellious, aggressive, energetic (moods); lo fi, live recording, compressed loud (production style)

DB
Dirty Bird

Shares basement show, garage rock, punk rock, hardcore punk (signature)

W
Wolfpack

Shares hardcore punk, garage rock, punk rock, rebellious (signature)

Cassette uses generative AI to enrich its catalog. How we use AI →