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Rock · 2017 · 5 tracks · 13m

U Want the Scoop?

High-velocity bass and drum chaos meeting surrealist art-punk. Five tracks of jittery, distorted energy that feel like a cartoon fight in a haunted skatepark.

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It sounds like a drum machine having a nervous breakdown in a skate bowl.

A frantic and surreal explosion of nervous energy and creative mischief.

U Want the Scoop? · vs · The Garden
Intense+2.6σ

The vocals lean far further into intense than the rest of the catalogue.

Tracklist · 5 Tracks · 13m
01
Clay
2:45
02
Make Yer Mark
2:27
03
Have a Good Day Sir
3:16
04
All Access
2:23
05
U Want the Scoop?
2:48
Moments Worth Waiting For
The sudden shift into a frantic drum and bass break on the title track that feels like a chase scene.
The way the bass on Clay sounds more like a chainsaw than a stringed instrument.
The eerie, minimalist synth line that anchors Have a Good Day Sir amidst the vocal chaos.
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