Training Bra Sweat — Fork in the Blender

Tracklist · 49 Tracks

I'll Have My Reality Sunny-Side Up

4:57

Turn It Down

3:11

Sent Up

1:54

Identity Crisis Day

2:09

Doormat

3:34

Messy Workbench

5:14

Ozzy's Wet Dream

13:32

Go, Cat, Go!

6:19

Pete Moss Chronic

8:37

Just Let Me Out

2:58

Hey! Hey! The Blues Are Alright

1:55

Go Play Keyboards at a Wedding and Make Thousands of Dollars, Asshole ('But Don, I Wanna Rock!')

5:09

Rubber Band Swing

3:19

Pete Townshend Is My Dad

3:35

Too Stoned to Jam

3:48

I Thought You Were Fucking Dead

3:20

Get me home safe, Slice

Roll over Beethoven

Pig Pool Party

Smear the Queer

Ride it high, Sly

I’ll drink to Christ

Hell’s where I wanna be

Takes More

The Orbital Motion

Mrs. Maybre is a Stoner

Waiting for Aerosmith (to give you your royalty check)

Mr. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

Swamp Blues

Vitamin Deficient

No One Here Got Out Alive (but good ol’ Jim got between her thighs)

Laser Fast Fucker On Zit Cream

The Steve Gigante Guitar Instructional Videotape Advertisement

Johnny B. Goode

28’s a Little Bit Late for This

Bricks In My Pillow/Love Some Guy in the Stormy Sky

I said I feel like a fucking old man

Unruly

Fork in the Blender

Cat named Clyde

MTV is all Commercials

French Kiss

Blood on the Sidewalk (Doo Doo Doo)

Hellertown Cops

Yer Mudda Wears Combat Boots

(I’m a) Swirl Girl

Is Pete like some Asexual Being from Outer Space or Something

Torturing Insects and Animals

Rock ’n Roll Done Broke My Heart

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