Someone Told Me Life Gets Easier in Your 50's — 1-Speed Bike

Tracklist · 15 Tracks · 1h 0m

El Gallito (intro)

2:41

There's an Oil Tanker Named Condoleeza Rice

2:20

Bleeched Bumbaclot Warning

3:03

If You Were a McDonalds, Your Lips Would Be an Orange Soda, but Your Dick Would Be a Shriveled-Up Fry

1:36

Klootzak Keizer (intro)

1:10

Vanilla Ice Corrals His Pet Wallaroo, Bucky, Into a Trailer After It, and His Goat Pal Honcho, Escaped From a Relative's Home

2:55

8 Months Stuck in a Shipping Container With 12 Jehovah's Witnesses

5:39

From the Time You're Born They Make You Feel So Small

5:44

Cats Don't Judge People Do

6:09

Some People Know How to Roll When They Fall Off a Bike (Hrsta remix)

3:15

My Dick Is This Small Because It'S -40 Degrees F

4:49

The Ground Is Really Unforgiving When You Fall (Hrsta remix)

4:53

Shoving the Guardian Up My Ass While Binge Drinking With a Hoodie On

4:47

Will Death Stop Lenny Kravitz's Ego?

5:55

Easy E White House Dinner Menu Problem

5:59

We're still writing this one up. The deep read (liner notes, standout moments, the sound breakdown) is on the way. The album's ready to own right now.